Money doesn’t grow on trees. Carol in CA.
Just remember you will pay double for your raising. Contributed by Gloria Byram in NM
“Your room looks like a tornado went through it.”
If you are not in that room shut off the lights! I am not the electric company!! — contributed by Michelle Cordova, Texas
Keep making that face and someday your face is gonna stay that way! — contributed by Michelle Cordova, Texas
“…..some that I *ALWAYS* hated…and now find myself using them on my daughter!” – – Karen G in AL.
When I was a kid and was out playing in the dirt, sometimes I would get it in my eyes. I would run into the house yelling and digging at my eye saying, “Mom I got something in my eye” and she would say “Your finger” This one cracks me up. The rescue person would always twirl a piece of Kleenex into a little point and touch the particle with the point to remove the object… Anonymous
“I was going to, (buy you an ice cream cone/ take you to the zoo, etc) but now I am not!” this always came after one of us kids didn’t do what we were told. … Mary Felkins, Sweet Home, Oregon
“Make sure you put on clean underwear every day, in case you have an accident!” I always thought that you put on clean underwear AFTER you had an accident! … Mary Felkins, Sweet Home, Oregon
“When you grow up and get a place of your own, I am coming over there and jumping up and down on your bed, coloring on your walls, and try to flush Mr. Potato Head down your toilet!” …Mary Felkins, Sweet Home, Oregon