Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
About Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
When is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day? This holiday is celebrated on August 8
Your wife has ordered you to get rid of the dozens of zucchinis that are covering the kitchen table and all of the counters. The solution arrives to you on Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. This August 8 holiday saves the day. It might be a nasty thing to do to your neighbor. But hey, what are you going to do with an endless supply of zucchini fruit?
Experienced gardeners know that Zucchini is one of the most prolific plants in all of the gardening world. A single plant produces a seemingly endless supply of fruit. A small row of zucchini plants has the potential to end world hunger.
By the time August arrives, gardeners are reaping far more zucchini than they can possibly use. They use it daily in an untold number of recipes, from soups and stews to breads and dips. Still, the fruit matures on the vine faster than anyone can even pick it. Zucchini growers become desperate, as they try to give zucchini away to family, friends, and everyone they encounter. By August, even non-gardeners have had enough. Everyone avoids you, with your arms laden with giveaway fruit.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. It’s time to sneak over, under the cover of darkness, to your neighbor’s porch, and unload some zucchini. Today is that day. This may solve your problem for today. But, what will you do with all those zucchini that you harvest tomorrow!?!
How to Celebrate Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
Here are some ideas on how to have fun with this day:
- As the title of this holiday suggests, stealthily deposit some of your fresh garden zucchini on your neighbor’s porch or front step.
- Get up early so your neighbors don’t see you left it on their porch.
- Make some zucchini bread and leave it on their porch.
- Forget the sneakiness. Give some away to all of your neighbors.
Thought for Today
Whenever I try to eat healthier, a candy bar looks at me and snickers.
History and Origin of Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
Our research did not find the creator or the origin of this day. However, as a gardener, this author readily understands why someone proclaimed a day in August to creatively distribute the bountiful Zucchini harvest.
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